The Introduction
One evening somewhere in Brooklyn over dinner, two friends who like good vibes came together to break bread.After hours of endless laughter, The First Four Commandments of The Cult of Focaccia were slowly forged onto the back of receipt paper.Submerged for years in the pocket of a winter jacket, the Commandments then resurfaced in the Summer of 2024 after almost being washed away forever along with a good 20 bucks.
End lore.
An Invitation-only Cult
If you've received an invite, please join here to obtain an official member card, yearly pilgrimage details, and member-only merch —— hell yeah.
THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS
To rewrite the destiny of cults, avoid corruption, and give agency to members, it was deemed important for
The 5th Commandment to be left open for each member to discover their own unique commandment."What's your 5th?" is a common way to greet fellow members. Don't forget to give each other a good high-five.
The Second:
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The Third:
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The Fourth:
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Thank You
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